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Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps
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Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to be triggered by this one! As we all know, our great nation…

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously
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Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the sore losers on the left still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff
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Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another whiny article from the fake news media trying to tear down our great…

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
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Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
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More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again
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Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the losers at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our beloved President Donald Trump,…

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
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Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
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Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…

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