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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
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Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
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US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway
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Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development with the Qatari-donated jet that’s supposed to be serving…

Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
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Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
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Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…

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