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Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
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Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…

Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
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Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
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Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…

China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
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China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…

Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
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Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…

Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
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Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…

Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
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Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…

Apparently a lot of gunfire still
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Apparently a lot of gunfire still

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…

Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…

AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
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AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…

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