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Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
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Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…

Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
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Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt’s return to the White House podium, and I have to…

Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
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Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…

Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
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Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
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Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…

Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…

Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
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Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…

US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
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US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…

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