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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
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Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…

Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
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Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
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US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
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Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
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FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…

Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
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Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…

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