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Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
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Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…

Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully
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Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Medicare Advantage is going through some major changes,…

OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak
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OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between OpenAI and Apple, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apparently,…

xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans
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xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

It’s not every day that a company like xTool comes along, aiming to democratize desktop manufacturing and make it accessible…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
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Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…

Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now
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Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that “massive oil,…

Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
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Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…

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