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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
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Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
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Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
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Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…

Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently
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Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Attorney General Todd Blanche’s inaugural address to the Justice Department workforce, and…

Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
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Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
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VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
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Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…

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