Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…
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Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…
Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…
Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the reopening of Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to say,…
Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…
Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…
Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt
The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for the past fiscal year, which is the largest annual…
Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…
Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…