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Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
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White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold
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Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is trying to spin high gas…

Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
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Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…

Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
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Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…

Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…

Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…

Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon
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Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and it seems like conservative leaders are getting a…

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