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Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
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Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…

Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
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Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…

Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
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Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…

Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
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Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…

Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
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Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…

Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
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Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

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