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Tag: Prime Day

Prime Day Headphone Deals Live On Sony Bose Beats Now
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Prime Day Headphone Deals Live On Sony Bose Beats Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Amazon’s big fall sale, Prime Big Deal Days — aka October Prime Day — officially launches on October 6th, but…

Prime Day AirPods Deals Are Live This October
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Prime Day AirPods Deals Are Live This October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Amazon’s major fall sale, Prime Big Deal Days, runs on October 6th and 7th. It’s one of the last times…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
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Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…

Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Elephant Reads CNN

Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…

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