Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
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Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…
Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…