Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…
Tag: Prince
Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…
More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…