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‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer
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‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pandering to the woke mob! Now they’re glorifying criminals with a “prison writers workshop.” It’s all part…

My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
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My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…

Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
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Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
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CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
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‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…

Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
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Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…

Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
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Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia Still Living Rent-Free in Jail
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia Still Living Rent-Free in Jail

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another open border fiasco courtesy of the radical Left! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a suspected human smuggler, might just…

Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
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Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…

VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
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VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…

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