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Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration…

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
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OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
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Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…

BBC Bigwigs Bail After Botching Trump Tirade Tweak: CNN Reports
BBC Heads Roll After Trump Speech Gets the 'Woke' Edit!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC Bigwigs Bail After Botching Trump Tirade Tweak: CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

The chickens are coming home to roost at the BBC! Two top commies resigned after being caught red-handed trying to…

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…

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