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State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…

Couple Expected to Sleep Under Bridges, Instead, Annoyingly Finds Support and Now America’s Reputation is Ruined
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Couple Expected to Sleep Under Bridges, Instead, Annoyingly Finds Support and Now America’s Reputation is Ruined

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the heartwarming tales of… *checks notes* …a couple of virtue-signaling vagrants expecting handouts. “Walking Across America”?…

PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
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PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…

Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously
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Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…

Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story
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Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration…

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
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OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
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BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
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Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
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Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…

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