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Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors
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Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another feel-good story courtesy of the liberal loony bin. A woman, coddled by our “justice”…

Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
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Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
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Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…

BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up
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BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda, has groveled before royalty (and President Trump, MAGA!) after a series of unfortunate…

Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
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Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…

FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim
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FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our…

State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
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State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…

Couple Expected to Sleep Under Bridges, Instead, Annoyingly Finds Support and Now America’s Reputation is Ruined
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Couple Expected to Sleep Under Bridges, Instead, Annoyingly Finds Support and Now America’s Reputation is Ruined

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the heartwarming tales of… *checks notes* …a couple of virtue-signaling vagrants expecting handouts. “Walking Across America”?…

PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
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PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…

Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously
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Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…

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