Oh, CNN, always with the heartwarming tales of… *checks notes* …a couple of virtue-signaling vagrants expecting handouts.
“Walking Across America”? More like “Walking Across America on the backs of hardworking patriots!” They “rely on donations”? Translation: they’re mooching off good people while probably spreading socialist propaganda in every town they stumble through. I bet they’re secretly funded by Soros to destabilize our heartland with their “positivity” – code for anti-Trump rhetoric. These are the foot soldiers of the woke agenda, folks! Don’t be fooled!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
