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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
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BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…

BBC Bigwigs Bail After Botching Trump Tirade Tweak: CNN Reports
BBC Heads Roll After Trump Speech Gets the 'Woke' Edit!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC Bigwigs Bail After Botching Trump Tirade Tweak: CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

The chickens are coming home to roost at the BBC! Two top commies resigned after being caught red-handed trying to…

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…

Dems channeling their inner Zohran Mamdani: cringefest incoming
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Dems channeling their inner Zohran Mamdani: cringefest incoming

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Democrats are at it again, trying to manipulate the masses with their fancy “online electorate” strategies.…

Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
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Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…

“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Elephant Reads CNN

“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
Elephant Reads CNN

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…

Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
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Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…

UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN
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UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying…

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