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UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN
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UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying…

‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
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‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…

Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
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Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…

Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)
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Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

The Demon-crats are at it again, folks! Nine months into President Trump’s glorious second term, they’re trotting out a commie…

Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN
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Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is now pushing culinary propaganda with “Tony and Ten Bucks.” Probably funded by George Soros to indoctrinate…

Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
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Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
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Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
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OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins
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Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another dollar, and another example of the Liberal Left’s disastrous policies destroying our once-great nation! Now, a teacher…

Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
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Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…

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