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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Elephant Reads CNN

LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing the narrative that some Nigerians are “preserving their nation’s heritage.”…

CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore
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CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again with the usual leftist drivel! These “co-directors” are just puppets dancing to the tune of…

CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup
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CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some Afrobeat musician named Fela Kuti as the next Bob Marley,…

Warner Bros Discovery desperately seeks a sugar daddy, claims to have options
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Warner Bros Discovery desperately seeks a sugar daddy, claims to have options

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the liberal mothership CNN might get sold? Shocking! Who’d want a failing network peddling fake news? Maybe George Soros…

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
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From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…

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