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Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics
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Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’
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Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, great, another Hollywood movie. I’m sure this “darkly comic satire” about a New Mexico town during the 2020 COVID…

MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
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MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…

‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN
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‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, pushing the “work-life balance” narrative with these two woke comedians! Ilana Glazer and Michelle…

Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
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Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…

Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
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Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…

AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
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AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
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Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…

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