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ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…

Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
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Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Elephant Reads CNN

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Elephant Reads CNN

US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…

Pepsi Jumps on the Bandwagon: Probiotic Soda – Because Regular Soda Wasn’t Unhealthy Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Pepsi Jumps on the Bandwagon: Probiotic Soda – Because Regular Soda Wasn’t Unhealthy Enough

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Another day, another woke corporation bowing down to the liberal mob! Pepsi, once a proud purveyor of sugary goodness, is…

Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
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Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…

Chicago Small Businesses Pray the Pope Doesn’t Hate Capitalism
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago Small Businesses Pray the Pope Doesn’t Hate Capitalism

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, always finding new ways to spin reality. Now they’re pushing the “Pope Economy” in Chicago because the new…

‘Washington Black’: From Award-Winning Novel to Streaming Pile
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Washington Black’: From Award-Winning Novel to Streaming Pile

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing a new series called “Washington Black,” about a slave who escapes…

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Elephant Reads CNN

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Elephant Reads CNN

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

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