Oh, the Fake News is at it again, trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy! CNN grudgingly admits that consumer confidence is up, but they can’t help but whine about those “massive tariffs” that are supposedly scaring everyone. As if Americans are dumb enough to fall for that Deep State propaganda!
These are the same tariffs that are bringing China to its knees and forcing other countries to play fair with America. Consumer confidence climbed 2 points, because people are starting to see that President Trump knows what he’s doing, making deals and reminding the world that America is back!
And of course, they mention the EU trade deal, but only to downplay its significance. “Oh, it doesn’t capture the EU trade deal,” they say, as if that’s some kind of excuse. The EU trade deal is the “biggest deal ever made,” and it’s just more proof that President Trump is the greatest negotiator in history.
The libs want to keep everyone scared and depressed, but the American people are waking up and seeing the truth. President Trump is making America great again, one trade deal at a time!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
