Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…
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Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…
CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…
Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…
CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything
Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…
Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…
Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation
Oh, the victimhood is strong with this one! Mahmoud Khalil, a “Palestinian activist,” is suing the Trump administration for a…