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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Elephant Reads CNN

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
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Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
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Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
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Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…

OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
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OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…

NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
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NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…

Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
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Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…

Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics
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Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…

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