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Tag: PS5

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…

Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)
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Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Two days after the snooze-fest that is the Summer Game Fest Showcase, Kojima, in his infinite wisdom (or maybe just…

OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
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OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…

Konami Milks Nostalgia Cow Dry With “Totally New” MGS3 Intro (Spoiler: It’s Not)
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Konami Milks Nostalgia Cow Dry With “Totally New” MGS3 Intro (Spoiler: It’s Not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, Konami just dropped the “remade” Snake Eater opening for *Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater* (yes, they’re still calling…

Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm
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Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Jade Raymond, the so-called “visionary” behind Haven Studios, has reportedly abandoned ship faster than a rage-quitter in…

Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
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Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…

🎩 Playing by Microsoft’s Rules: Forza Horizon 5 on PS5 with a Twist!
🕵️‍♂️ Gamers Shocked: Microsoft Account Needed for PS5 Play and More!
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🎩 Playing by Microsoft’s Rules: Forza Horizon 5 on PS5 with a Twist!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2025March 10, 2025

🎮 Attention, gamers! A sensation has hit the gaming world: to play Forza Horizon 5 on PS5, you’ll need… drumroll,…

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