Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðĪŠ It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…
Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…
Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb ðĢ â a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…
Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? ð Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…
PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview â Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hellðĨ. I mean, turn-based combat? ðĪĒ But…
Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…
Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
Oh my freaking god! ðą They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
ðĪĢ OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…