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Tag: Punk

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Winona Fighter Unleash New Album And 2027 Tour Plans
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Winona Fighter Unleash New Album And 2027 Tour Plans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Nashville punks Winona Fighter have announced their sophomore album, Brutal & Extremely Underrated, set for release on January 22nd, 2027,…

Dropkick Murphys Set Boston Homestand for St Patricks Day Tour
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Dropkick Murphys Set Boston Homestand for St Patricks Day Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

A couple weeks after announcing their 2027 St. Patrick’s Day Tour, Dropkick Murphys have unveiled the details of their annual…

Sex Pistols Confront Man Who Crashed Womens Mosh Pit
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Sex Pistols Confront Man Who Crashed Womens Mosh Pit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

The current Sex Pistols frontman Frank Carter berated a male concertgoer from the stage who apparently entered a women-only mosh…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

LA Honors Billy Idol With His Own Special Day November 13th
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LA Honors Billy Idol With His Own Special Day November 13th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

The City of Los Angeles has announced that it will declare November 13th as “Billy Idol Day.” The honor will…

Travis Barker Reveals Mysterious Hospital Stay Due To Numbness
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Travis Barker Reveals Mysterious Hospital Stay Due To Numbness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

blink-182 drummer Travis Barker recently posted a photo of himself on a gurney in what appeared to be a hospital,…

Turnstile Set To Rock National Mall With Free Benefit Show
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Turnstile Set To Rock National Mall With Free Benefit Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Turnstile will perform a free concert on the National Mall in Washington, DC, on Saturday, October 24th, to raise funds…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Bass heavy post punk darkwave from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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