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Avenged Sevenfold Concertgoer Steals Ambulance Crashes Nearby
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Avenged Sevenfold Concertgoer Steals Ambulance Crashes Nearby

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

Arizona police charged a woman with stealing and crashing an ambulance that was parked outside an Avenged Sevenfold and Good…

David Byrne Teams With Brady Corbet On Concert Film
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David Byrne Teams With Brady Corbet On Concert Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

David Byrne is turning his “Who Is the Sky?” world tour into a concert film, directed by filmmaker Brady Corbet.…

Heavens To Betsy Drop New Collection And Single
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Heavens To Betsy Drop New Collection And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Heavens to Betsy have announced their first release in 32 years, baby’s gone, a collection of their early demos and…

Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
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Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
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Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…

Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
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Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Otoboke Beaver Guitar Toss Incident Sends Fan to Hospital
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Otoboke Beaver Guitar Toss Incident Sends Fan to Hospital

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Otoboke Beaver have issued an apology after guitarist Yoyoyoshie threw her axe into the crowd during a show in Osaka,…

VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
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VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…

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