Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
Tag: Punk
The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…
VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…
NAPALM DEATH Is Recording Demos For Band’s Seventeenth Studio Album (And The Sound Of Your Soul Screaming Is Inspiration)
🚨 BREAKING: NAPALM DEATH ENTERS STUDIO TO RECORD ALBUM #17, WORLD STILL NOT READY FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT 🚨 💥…
SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…
Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…
Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
Gothic Punk from upper SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…
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Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]
🚨 BREAKING: Emo Kids Reunite to Scream About Feelings They Still Haven’t Processed 🚨 In a stunning turn of events…