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Tag: Punk

Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates
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Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Iceage have announced a 2027 North American headlining tour in support of their new album For Love of Grace &…

My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now
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My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

My Chemical Romance will set out this weekend on the 2026 run of β€œThe Black Parade Tour,” which features 16…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🀯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending πŸŒͺ️! Joan Jett,…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🀯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

Amyl and the Sniffers Drop Live Album and Concert Film Soon
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Amyl and the Sniffers Drop Live Album and Concert Film Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Amyl and the Sniffers are set to release a new live album and concert film, titled Truth or Consequence, which…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🀯 I mean, it’s not like…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

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