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“Xi’s Boy Band Hits Beijing: Kim and Vlad Join the Show”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Xi’s Boy Band Hits Beijing: Kim and Vlad Join the Show”

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? The Commies, the Norks, and Putin, all buddies now, parading their tin-pot armies like they’re…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

Xi and Vlad: A Bromance for the Ages
Elephant Reads CNN

Xi and Vlad: A Bromance for the Ages

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, look, Commie Xi and Putin, plotting the downfall of America at the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit! Probably figuring out…

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…

CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
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CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Elephant Reads CNN

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…

White House Boasts “Peace” in Ukraine (as Long as You Ignore, Like, Everything)
Elephant Reads CNN

White House Boasts “Peace” in Ukraine (as Long as You Ignore, Like, Everything)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, great, another “peace deal” in the works. You know what that means, folks? More concessions to the commies and…

Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…

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