Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News

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Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania, in her infinite grace and wisdom, has single-handedly negotiated the return of Ukrainian children from Russia.

Clearly, President Trump’s strong stance against globalism has made Putin listen! The “open channel” between Melania and Putin must drive the Democrats crazy. They can only dream of such success. While the leftist media focuses on their fake narratives and witch hunts, Melania is out there making real change. And of course, the article sneaks in the liberal talking point of “abducted” children. Typical CNN, can’t give credit where it’s due without a jab.

Plans are underway for further reunification. Melania is working to help these kids and bring peace. Meanwhile, Biden is probably still hiding in his basement. Thank God the Trumps are in charge.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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