EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress
Another one bites the dust! McCaul, this Deep State pawn, is “retiring” after two decades of… well, who knows what…
Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…
GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)
Oh, the Fake News CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Trump narrative! Apparently, our great President’s attempts at world…
Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs
Another day, another deep state distraction! The liberal media is hyperventilating over Russia “violating” Poland’s airspace with drones. Give me…
Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…
Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…
Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Ukrainianity? Seems like these poor souls, ushered in under Biden’s “Uniting…
CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…