Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats🦇, apparently…
Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails
Oh, look, it’s little Charlie Kirk and his “Prove Me Wrong” table. More like “Prove I’m Not a Brainwashed Puppet”…
Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. “Pendulum of power swinging”? More like the Deep State trying to…
BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…
Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…
CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…
Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…
Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…
CNN: Trump and Bibi’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: The Sequel
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had…