The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…
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Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…
Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…
Barrett and Kavanaugh tell conservatives to get off their lazy asses and defend their ‘principles’
Looks like Justices Barrett and Kavanaugh are telling conservatives to toughen up and stand their ground against the liberal onslaught.…
Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…
GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’
Another day, another deep-state drama! This time, CNN is hyperventilating because someone, somewhere, is thinking about maybe indicting John Bolton.…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe
OMG! 🚨HOLD👏UP👏GAMERS!🚨 You thought Ubisoft was actually gonna be upfront about Assassin’s Creed Shadows on the Nintendo Switch 2? 😂Bless…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” 🧟♂️ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…
Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world…
Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…