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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
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Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
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Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
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FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
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Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
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LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
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Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again

Big ElephantMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes and their fake news outlets still whining about President Trump’s latest accomplishments.…

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