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Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead
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Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their lies and misinformation about our great President…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers
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Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic narrative about the so-called “importance”…

Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
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Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
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Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain
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Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “accomplishments” of the fake…

Loser Fetterman still failing bigly somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Fetterman still failing bigly somehow

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their pathetic tales about the so-called “shortcomings”…

Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway
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Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨️ The final season of The Bear is coming to Disney+ this summer, and we’re all just…

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