Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…
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Caribbean vacations ruined by pesky clouds and bureaucracy
Another day, another American military operation to save the world from another socialist dictator – and now the snowflakes in…
John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist
🚨 BREAKING: Lionsgate Announces New John Wick and Saw Games, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Die in Virtual…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…
Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View
Trump’s Venezuela Takedown Sends Leftists into Meltdown — Who Knew ‘America First’ Could Be So Fun? In a move that…
From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro
Trump’s Midnight Raid: How the ‘Adults’ Got Played by a Reality TV Star in a Gold Bathroom In a move…
Heal Your Life in 7 Days for $397 or Your Money Back
Behold, the greatest event that ever ended before it even began! 🎉 Children of Infinity promised a mystical 7-day healing…
New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony Promises to Ruin Your Goals Before They Begin
Attention all spiritual seekers, procrastinators, and people who still think vision boards work: Hailey Noa is here to save your…
Pedal to the Metal: January Pride Bike Ride Proves Hypothermia is the New Rainbow
🚨 BREAKING: Charlotte Pride Bike Ride Crashes Into Reality — Riders Forced to Walk After Organizers Forget How Bikes Work…
MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…