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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
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South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
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Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…

McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
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McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
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Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
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FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it looks like Jason Miller, a former adviser and campaign…

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