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OBITUARY Might Drop a New Album in the Distant Future, Says Dude Who Knows Things
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OBITUARY Might Drop a New Album in the Distant Future, Says Dude Who Knows Things

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with RichardMetalFan94 (because, let’s be honest, who ELSE would care? 🤷‍♂️), OBITUARY bassist Terry Butler hinted…

Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
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Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…

Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
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CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…

BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…

Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)
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Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, every artist has regrets, especially when they realize their “artistic vision” was maybe just a bad hair day…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
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Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
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GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…

Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
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Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

FINALLY! 🙄 After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…

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