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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼‍♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
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EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
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Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…

Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
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Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…

Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
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Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…

100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
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100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
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Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…

Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
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Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…

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