Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to show their true colors! Costco, that bastion of bulk bargains, is now suing…
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Louie’s Lit: CK Hawks His Novel at the Grove
OMG! Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market is hosting the one and only Louis C.K. on December…
Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…
EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…
Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…
Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…
100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…