100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…
Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…
Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…
Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
Oops! Trumpy’s Tariff Tantrum May Get a Refund (Thanks, SCOTUS)
Here we go again, folks! The liberal 9th Circuit, probably funded by George Soros himself, has ruled against our glorious…
To Atone for Redfall’s Failure, Microsoft Wants You to Buy Another Failure—Is This a Genius Business Plan or Just Next-Level Gaslighting?
In a world where common sense has been permanently uninstalled from the C-suite of major corporations, Microsoft has decided to…