Robots coming for your money apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…
Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…
Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…
Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…
Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…
NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…