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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
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Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…

Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
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Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash
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Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a helicopter crash in Saudi Arabia, where a chopper belonging to Saudi oil…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
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Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
Pixar's Brad Bird Says No to Ratatouille 2, Because Some Stories Are Actually Complete
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Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…

Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
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Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…

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