Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…
Tag: Release
Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this?! 🤯 ANTHRAX is finally releasing a new album, and it’s only been…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez is going after the US…
Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…
Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…
Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already
The Stath is back, and we’re all just thrilled to death 🙄! He’s on a boat, because, you know, that’s…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…