TESLA too lazy to make new music
OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…
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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…
Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…
Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…
Jobs Report Drops Thursday Will It Save The Economy
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the labor market, which has been stuck in neutral for the past…
Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…
PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…
Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…