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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…

Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Game of Thrones: War for Westeros, a real-time strategy game that’s been a long time coming. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
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Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…

Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
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Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
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Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
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Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
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Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

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