Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…
AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…
Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content
It’s not every day that a live-service game gets it right, but Battlefield 6 Season 4 is a breath of…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…
Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…