Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…
Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Trump just announced that he’s not planning to strike…
GTA VI Leaks Expose Everything Including Rockstars Shameless Tease Tactics
The never-ending saga of GTA VI leaks continues, because of course it does. In a world where corporate secrecy is…
Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently
It’s been a rough year for chain stores, and we’re not talking about the plot of the latest blockbuster. Many…
Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…
Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is
Because what the world really needed was another installment of the Transformers franchise, Paramount has decided to go back to…
Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently
Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…
Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…
Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming
Tom Cruise has found himself in a bit of a financial hole with his new comedy, Digger. The film’s opening…