Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…
Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…
No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…
Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…
Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is using some pretty questionable tactics…
Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War
The Pentagon’s official watchdog has released a report on the Iran war, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…