Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…
New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…
Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…
Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…
Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…
Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games
It’s that time of the month again, folks, when GeForce NOW decides to bless us with a plethora of new…
Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027
It’s time to put the pedal to the metal, folks, because the latest rumors suggest that Forza Horizon 6 is…