Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…
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Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…
Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…
Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln and its nearly nine-month deployment to the Middle…
Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…
Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff’s deputy who fatally shot…
EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie review you’ll ever read 🎥👀! Peril at Pincer Point…
US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…
Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Karmelo Anthony case, and folks, this is quite the story. A Texas…