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We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
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We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
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My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
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Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…

Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…

30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
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30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…

MAGA Georgia Elections Board: Trump’s Blueprint to Steal Atlanta’s 2020 Ballots Exposed!
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MAGA Georgia Elections Board: Trump’s Blueprint to Steal Atlanta’s 2020 Ballots Exposed!

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The MAGA takeover of Georgia’s elections is now complete, as the FBI swoops in to seize 656 boxes of ballots…

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
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Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

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JazzAntiqua’s The Stories We Tell: Where Jazz Meets the Chaos of Our Lives

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The City of West Hollywood and JazzAntiqua Dance and Music Ensemble present THE STORIES WE TELL Black History Month Celebration…

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FRDG Lecture: How to Build Homes That Won’t Fall Apart Faster Than Your Ex’s New Relationship

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

Attention architects! Another webinar to save the world! 🙄 Join us for “Designing Buildings That Last Longer Than Your Marriage”…

FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports
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FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Lefty Plot Thickens: Epstein Files Redaction Points to Billionaire Retail Kingpin as Conspirator Another day, another leftist conspiracy to protect…

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