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Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
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Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…

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Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
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Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…

Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
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Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…

Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
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Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…

Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
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Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
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Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…

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