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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
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You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff
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Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh joy, another brand trying to make a name for itself in the already overcrowded TV market. But hey, when…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…

Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life
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Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🚀🎉 I mean, who isn’t hyped about playing Elden…

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