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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…

Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
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Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…

EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
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EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…

Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
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Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along
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Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nolan Wells should have turned 19 surrounded by a birthday cake,…

Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
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Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…

Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet
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Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 Dave Mustaine, the legendary Megadeth frontman, just went live on…

DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
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DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…

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