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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
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White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…

Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
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Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…

Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
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Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
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Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
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Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…

AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal
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AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Anthropic, an AI company that’s having a bit of a rough week. Apparently,…

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
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Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

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