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Epstein survivors ask inspector general to review Justice Department’s release of files | CNN Politics
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Epstein survivors ask inspector general to review Justice Department’s release of files | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Deep State Sabotage! Epstein File Release Under Siege by Democrats and Globalist Bots! The Swamp is fighting back, folks! As…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

HBR’s Project Management Cult Takes Over a Webinar
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HBR’s Project Management Cult Takes Over a Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Mark your calendars for January 20, because Antonio Nieto-Rodriguez is here to explain the “Project Economy”! 🧠 While agile folks…

The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
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The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! 🍿 New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…

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KI verstehen & sinnvoll nutzen als Product Owner – interaktives Live-Event

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 Achtung, Product Owner: KI kommt schneller als dein Sprint-Review! 🚨 Am 02.12.2025 um 17:00 Uhr (digital, via Zoom –…

HBR Press Webinar: Powered by Projects – Because Apparently Spreadsheets Need Their Own Superhero Origin Story
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HBR Press Webinar: Powered by Projects – Because Apparently Spreadsheets Need Their Own Superhero Origin Story

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Corporate World Declares Projects the New Coffee—Everyone Must Now Speak “Agile” or Risk Being Fired 🚨 In a…

‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain
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‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain

FinnDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Now Just Remaking Movies About Remaking Movies 🚨 In a stunning development that…

Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue
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Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Prepare yourself for the cinematic masterpiece that’s about to shatter your expectations into a million glittering shards of disappointment and…

White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance
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White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Smithsonian Caught Red-Handed Spreading Leftist Propaganda—White House Demands Immediate Compliance or Federal Funding Cutoff In a stunning turn of events…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

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