30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…
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MAGA Georgia Elections Board: Trump’s Blueprint to Steal Atlanta’s 2020 Ballots Exposed!
The MAGA takeover of Georgia’s elections is now complete, as the FBI swoops in to seize 656 boxes of ballots…
Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…
JazzAntiqua’s The Stories We Tell: Where Jazz Meets the Chaos of Our Lives
The City of West Hollywood and JazzAntiqua Dance and Music Ensemble present THE STORIES WE TELL Black History Month Celebration…
FRDG Lecture: How to Build Homes That Won’t Fall Apart Faster Than Your Ex’s New Relationship
Attention architects! Another webinar to save the world! 🙄 Join us for “Designing Buildings That Last Longer Than Your Marriage”…
FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports
Lefty Plot Thickens: Epstein Files Redaction Points to Billionaire Retail Kingpin as Conspirator Another day, another leftist conspiracy to protect…
“Meta-analysis Masterclass: Turning Random Papers into One Big ‘Aha!’ Moment”
Attention, aspiring meta-analysis wizards! 🧙♂️📊 Join the Royal Society of Medicine’s 6-week crash course on systematic reviews! 📅 Wednesday nights,…
“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”
🚨Attention job seekers!🚨 Join us for a day of corporate stalking! Dress like you’re trying to impress your Tinder date,…
“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”
Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! 🎮 Wildlight Entertainment just dropped Highguard—another “revolutionary” shooter destined to either redefine the genre or…
Future You Already Regrets Watching: Your Dying DVD Player’s Clickbait Roundup – Bruce Springsteen Yells at Clouds: The Movie, House Party: Grandpa’s ‘Lit’ Reboot, Altered: Somehow More Depressing Than Monday, King of Beggars: Oscar Bait So Thirsty It’ll Tow Your Car, Plus 37 Other Things You’ll Instantly Forget
Hold onto your dusty VHS tapes, cinephiles! 🎬 This week’s home video releases are like a bargain bin at a…