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AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
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AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Behold! 🤡 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! 🎉 To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…

Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
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Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…

The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…

Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves
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Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz are gracing us with their presence LIVE this fall!** 🤩 Get ready for totally…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**DreamPark Seattle: Where you pay to exercise!🏃‍♀️ Instead of Netflix, they make you *move*.🤮 They call it “social.”🤔 I call…

“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
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“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…

‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
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‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough

FinnAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY 🗓️, Marty McFly would travel back…

Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
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Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

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