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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
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The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…

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Using Lived Experience to Improve Services – What is Co-Production?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

Ever felt your Netflix-bingeing expertise could revolutionize healthcare? 🤔 This course finally gives your couch-potato insights the platform they deserve!…

STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe
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STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe

FinnDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films, and Mister Men Limited (aka Sanrio’s red-headed stepchild 🧑‍🦰) are actually making a Mr. Men…

Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
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Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…

Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…

Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up
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Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 You guys are *not* going to believe this. Another documentary? Seriously? 🙄 It’s called “Cover-Up,” and apparently, it’s…

James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
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James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…

Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
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Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…

Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
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Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…

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