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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test
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Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Oh joy, another server stress test to look forward to, because what’s more exciting than intentionally trying to break a…

More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently
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Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who’s been under pressure from his supporters…

Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic
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Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, it looks like the horse-drawn carriage industry in New York City is about to become a thing of the…

Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again
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Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli is back in the news, and I’m not surprised. I mean,…

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