Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…
Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…
Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…
Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…