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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
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McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
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Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

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